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Gangs of children, some still in their prams have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells said of gangs of children, some still in their prams, "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there."

Gangs of children, some still in their prams made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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