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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.


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