The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..