Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Eastern European terror gangs have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Richard Littlejohn has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul): The True Face Of Evil", Richard Littlejohn says, "the day of the yob is upon us".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Eastern European terror gangs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.