The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..