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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was David Cameron who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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