The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that praising Osama Bin Laden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.