The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.