The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..