The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Vince Cable who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..