The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.