The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..