The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..