The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers looting and pillaging supermarkets was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..