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Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Jeremy Corbyn fans have been squatting houses left empty by families on holiday outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Squatting houses left empty by families on holiday: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Jeremy Corbyn fans. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.


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