Guardian-reading do-gooders have been causing obesity the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Michael Howerd said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.