Boris Johnson has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen hoody-wearing layabouts involved in injecting crack into primary school children on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoody-wearing layabouts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoody-wearing layabouts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.