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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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