The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists urinating on the Union Jack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..