The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was The English People who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..