I’m not racist but surely allowing so-called new age travellers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that so-called new age travellers aren’t setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.