Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Jeremy Clarkson revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Jeremy Clarkson went on to say.


Jeremy Clarkson concluded, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".