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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are helping illegal immigrants every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy helping illegal immigrants was Lala from the teletubbies who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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