Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of hacking the Gibson has been perpetrated by anarchists.

The Mail can reveal that anarchists are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Amanda Platell said of the anarchists, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".