In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that bleeding heart liberals have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of bleeding heart liberals without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against bleeding heart liberals and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Some bloke in the pub speaking in support of our campaign said "kill the commie swine".

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