I’m not racist but surely allowing Cherie Blair’s friends to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing cancer is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Cherie Blair’s friends aren’t causing cancer in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.