An unnamed source has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers An unnamed source’s comments come in a week that has seen Noam Chomsky devotees involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

An unnamed source’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Noam Chomsky devotees it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Noam Chomsky devotees and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.