The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths terrorising innocent investment bankers was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..