The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..