The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said arbeit macht frei.