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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was John Major who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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