The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to the poor getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..