The Mail has learned that the poor are responsible for plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Has the world gone mad? The poor are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to John Major, who said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense."