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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was an unnamed source who today said kill the commie swine.


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