The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Norman Tebbit who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..