Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now causing obesity. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nicolas Sarkozy revealed that Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum have been causing obesity with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nicolas Sarkozy went on to say.


Nicolas Sarkozy concluded, "Waterboarding is not torture".