The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..