The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was some bloke in the pub who today said arbeit macht frei.