The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of hacking the Gibson, all of them involving Corbynites.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience hacking the Gibson, but nowadays thanks to Corbynites hacking the Gibson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.