I’m not racist but surely allowing hooligans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hooligans aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.