Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for insane Brussels bureaucrats. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.