The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Lala from the teletubbies who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.