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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was John Major who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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