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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy burning policemen at the stake was Amanda Platell who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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