Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for insane Brussels bureaucrats. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.