The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy destabilising the British way of life was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..