The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.