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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Jonathan Aitkin who today said we are a grandmother.


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