The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.