In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that bleeding heart liberals have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of bleeding heart liberals without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against bleeding heart liberals and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Bernard Manning speaking in support of our campaign said "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

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